Limerick Jolly Holiday Card
There once was a JOLLY old voyeur,
who thrived as a sweatshop employer—
he'd break into your home,
get delusionally stoned,
and call himself the Cookie Destroyer.
This greeting card measures 4 1/2" x 5 1/2" and comes with a corresponding envelope. Hilarious outside. Blank inside.
Bulk orders are bundle-wrapped.