Ejaculations Baby Card

Show him he’s the best—inside and out!

The HAP-PENIS SERIES goes out of its way to celebrate and empower men through body-positive humor. Collect all of the hilarious designs.

This greeting card measures 4 1/2" x 5 1/2" and comes with a corresponding envelope, packaged in a clear recyclable (#5 BOPP) sleeve. Blank inside.

📬 Pre-Stamped options cover First Class Mail for cards weighing up to 1 OUNCE. If you intend to add papers or any hard objects, additional postage will be required.