SALE - Limerick Jolly Holiday Card
There once was a JOLLY old voyeur,
who thrived as a sweatshop employer—
he'd break into your home,
get delusionally stoned,
and call himself the Cookie Destroyer.
This greeting card measures 4 1/2" x 5 1/2" and comes with a corresponding envelope. Blank inside.
Bulk orders are bundle-wrapped and do not include cellophane sleeves.
📬 Pre-Stamped options cover First Class Mail for cards weighing up to 1 OUNCE. If you intend to add papers or any hard objects, additional postage will be required.