There once was a jolly old voyeur,
who thrived as a sweatshop employer—
he'd break into your home,
get delusionally stoned,
and call himself the Cookie Destroyer.
These cards measure 4 1/2" x 5 1/2" and come with corresponding envelopes. Single cards are packaged in a clear protective cellophane sleeve, and box sets are packaged in a clear scratch-resistant box. Blank inside.