There once was a jolly old voyeur,
who thrived as a sweatshop employer—
he'd break into your home,
get delusionally stoned,
and call himself the Cookie Destroyer.
This greeting card measures 4 1/2" x 5 1/2" and comes with a corresponding envelope, packaged in a clear protective cellophane sleeve. Blank inside.
Bulk orders are bundle-wrapped and do not include cellophane sleeves.